Messing on Omegle

So I recently Stumbled Upon a site called Omegle, which is basically a site for talking to strangers. There is no signing up, no screennames, no nothing.

This, of course, provides perfect opportunity for messing around with people.

Here's a hilarious conversation I had there:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: HI, IT'S VINCE WITH SLAP CHOP! YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAP CHOP!
Stranger: haha thats cute
You: NOW HERE'S A POTATO, ONE SLAP, YOU GET BIG CHUNKS FOR STEW! TWO SLAPS, HOME FRIES!
You: NOW WAIT A SECOND, LOOK AT THIS. YOU ADD A MUSHROOM, AND THE MORE YOU DO IT—THE FINER IT GETS! ISN'T IT GREAT?
Stranger: mmm your turning me on
You: NOW, YOU LOVE SALAD—BUT YOU HATE MAKING SALAD. YOU KNOW YOU HATE MAKIN' IT, YOU HATE MAKING SALAD. SO HOW'RE YOU GONNA HAVE ANY SALAD IN YOUR DIET? ONE SLAP—SALAD!
Stranger: your losing me
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
Stranger: I hope so
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I invite you (yes, you!) to partake in the fun!
Simply go to Omegle.com, click "Start a chat," et voila!

Post your hilarity or anything interesting in a comment!