Sunday, July 12, 2009

Messing on Omegle


So I recently Stumbled Upon a site called Omegle, which is basically a site for talking to strangers. There is no signing up, no screennames, no nothing.

This, of course, provides perfect opportunity for messing around with people.

Here's a hilarious conversation I had there:

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: HI, IT'S VINCE WITH SLAP CHOP! YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAP CHOP!
Stranger: haha thats cute
You: NOW HERE'S A POTATO, ONE SLAP, YOU GET BIG CHUNKS FOR STEW! TWO SLAPS, HOME FRIES!
You: NOW WAIT A SECOND, LOOK AT THIS. YOU ADD A MUSHROOM, AND THE MORE YOU DO IT—THE FINER IT GETS! ISN'T IT GREAT?
Stranger: mmm your turning me on
You: NOW, YOU LOVE SALAD—BUT YOU HATE MAKING SALAD. YOU KNOW YOU HATE MAKIN' IT, YOU HATE MAKING SALAD. SO HOW'RE YOU GONNA HAVE ANY SALAD IN YOUR DIET? ONE SLAP—SALAD!
Stranger: your losing me
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
Stranger: I hope so
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
You: WATCH THIS, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I invite you (yes, you!) to partake in the fun!
Simply go to Omegle.com, click "Start a chat," et voila!


Post your hilarity or anything interesting in a comment!



3 comments:

Chelsea said...

The slap chop actually kind of scares me. What if you put it on somebody's ARM?!

This site sounds funny, I'm going to have to check it out.

Brent said...

You: Yo
Stranger: are u japanese ?
You: no, why?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jenny said...

Stranger: lisa from germany?
You: No, I'm not Lisa from Germany
You: I'm Kuki from Afric
You: *Africa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is genius!